@ wayswithwords

[likerightnow]

Why don't you ever here of superheros having cool and interesting powers like creating thunder with their farts, or making giant balloon animals to save the world from an apocalypse? The marshmallow man in Ghostbusters had the right idea. All you hear about it mindreading, telekenesis, or being super geniuses with super genius weapons or computers. Someone has got to be able to make a giant slinky with their hands to take out a bad guy... or SOMETHING.